This is the page where we can tell our favourite jokes. If you have any good jokes send them to me and I'll add them to the collection.

To send your jokes to me by e-mail:

  1. (Question) What do you call a Donkey with 3 legs?    (Answer) Wonkey.

  2. Knock Knock!!     Who's there?     Ken!!     Ken who?     Ken the door bell's no' working.

  3. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?   A: To see it's flat mate.

  4. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.

  5. Q: Did you hear about the chicken who swallowed a yo-yo?
    A: She laid the same egg 3 times!

  6. Q: What do you call two rows of vegetables?
    A: A dual cabbage way.

  7. Q: What kind of music do cavemen like?
    A: Rock music.
  8. Q: What's a cats favourite breakfast ?
    A: Mice crispies.

  9. Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
    A: No idea.

  10. Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
    A: Because they'd look silly with handbags.

  11. Q: Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
    A: Because it ran out of juice.

  12. Q: Where do frogs hang up their hats and coats? A: In  the croak room.

  13. Q: What do frogs like to drink? A: Croakacola.

  14. Q: What do frogs like to eat? A: Lollyhops.

  15. Q: What did the lion say to the camera man? A: Just lion around.

  16. Q: What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawn mower?
    A:  Shredded tweet.

  17. Q:  Why were there screams coming from the kitchen ?
    The cook was beating the eggs.

  18. Q:   What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
    A:   Nothing, they just waved.

  19. Q:  How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    A:   From a catalogue.

  20. Q:  How do you weigh a whale?
    A:   At a whale weigh station.

  21.       A man walked into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. He said to the barman,  "I'll have a pint of lager please and can you give me a small glass for Tiny here," pointing to the newt on his shoulder. The barman asked why he called him Tiny and the man replied, "because he's my newt."


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